fry can

Some one who is cooked. A mentally fried person. Overcooked.

Omg look at this fry can spilling his drink everywhere.

Shannon is such a fry can always feining for a penjamin.

by platypus420 April 1, 2024

Canned beliefs

Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.

Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.

by WillsWillingWilly November 7, 2022

Can

Crazy ass nigga

He just sent me screenshots of my Instagram, what a "can." (Crazy ass nigga)

by Ca$inHoe$ June 26, 2016

dick can dike

Nicotine addiction

I’m facing a real dick can dike

by Johnjoejimlad June 1, 2021

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

a heavily-intensified way of saying an escape line, originating from the game "Baldi's Basics" after collecting all 7 notebooks.

now all ya need to do is..
**GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN**

by SCG-1171 November 18, 2022

can crack

1. Penile anal insertion.

2. A swift kick to the ass.

1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.

2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"

by e-double January 18, 2006

Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022