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Pulse Beater

A term that describes a boy who will have sexual intercourse with any female that he sees with a pulse (some instances even without) as he has no standards.
Boy 1 - Yo broski, I just beat this ting innit
Boy 2 - Is she peng?
Boy 1 - *No comment*
Boy 2 - Ahhhhhhh damn bro, ur fully a pulse beater, no standards cuz.
by OGdrilla February 28, 2019
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Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019
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Peter Beaters

Funny word/term for another dude's hands. Implying that he masturbates often/impulsively :)
Yo Dawg!? How about you stop touchy all the chips with your dirty ass Peter Beaters !
by Bigmike8045 June 28, 2019
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squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.
“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”
by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019
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dune beater

A dune beater is somebody who performs lewd acts on themselves while at a public beach. Usually they are hidden in and around the scrub, bush or in the sand dunes waiting for unsuspecting victims to fap over.
Hey Julie, look there’s a dune beater having a wank in the bush over there. Don’t get too close.
by Dune Beater 1962 January 30, 2020
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Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.
Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.
by i4nSx June 11, 2020
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Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy
Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...
by fireblade401 July 3, 2020
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