Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 31, 2020

half hood

Half of a hood.

I don't have a full hood. I have a half hood.

by TheDick December 18, 2013

cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme.

An outright lie or exaggeration.

You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half.

Cap and a half!

by blushinginblue December 22, 2023

half-cousin-aunt

Parent's female half-first cousin.

My half-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent’s half-first cousin.

My half-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

Half slug

A term used to describe a dick that is neither hard or flaccid. The half slug is generally used by men to wave or display to soneone they are in love with.

Codge showed steve his half slug, and steve ejaculated.

by fetus 124yes September 25, 2011

Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.

Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.

by Yeti remains March 10, 2022