Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
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university of slay

the most aesthetic university in the world, the university of pittsburgh. ft a 42 floor gothic tower that slays all day, there’s no better place to study
fuck harvard, i just got accepted to the university of slay 😌
by slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy September 07, 2022
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Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
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astros universe

the best server known to man kind. consists of astro, greir, ray, ren, tommy, milo, george, hanna, deathdolls, galaxii, and more.
person 1: OMG is that astros universe the discord server?!?!1!11!

person 2: yea! their amazing omg
by astrolxgy__ September 01, 2021
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Atilim University

Atilim University (AU), It is an education center, with high quality standards. The university is located in Turkey’s capital city, Ankara. The main campus is based in Incek County, which is really high above sea level, thus the weather conditions are different compared to other universities in Ankara.

The main two problems the university have,

1- Parking problem is highly hazardous. It can cause high stress, pain and depression.
2- Preparatory Education Building and its teachers are really complexing.

So this university has its pros and cons:

Pros;

-Fancy education.
-Quality professors most of them seen overseas and very open-minded challenging quality teachers.
-The weather conditions make you feel like a superhero.
-Great tennis team
-Rich library
-Private School

Cons:
-Parking is a massive problem

-Aggressive education system, High grades are rare, and really hard to get. So if you have 2.5 GPA, damn bro great job.

-Vast majority is only going to university to hunt Atilim University’s lady students.

-Too fancy girls, unnecessarily confident guys are common.

However, the school highly recommended and good. Atilim is well known by its quality education. But students are never happy and problematic.
I graduated from Atilim University.
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university jacket

the extra warmth provided by alcohol in cold weather
Bro, my university jacket saved me on the way home from the bar last night.
by Kkrems November 29, 2019
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Center of the Universe

Fort Bragg NC. The world and Universe revolve around it. Barrel chested steely eyed paratroopers.
by SapperJumpmaster June 10, 2020
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