Toesss 

Hairy toes and 32 oz steaks are all you need to enjoy life! Another secret to life is bathing in walgreens mac and cheese and having plastic eyebrows.

I love hairy toesss

Toesss by hairytoes112 November 10, 2018

Toestan

A special kind of toe jam you only get at an eminem concert. It really stinks, and tastes like pickles and burnt chicken. I know this because I took my girlfriend to an eminem concert last year and I have a foot fetish.

Bob: "Yo dude, I heard the homie went to that eminem show last night."

Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."

Toestan by Eye Githel Ahblo Jawbs November 28, 2018

Toesmcgoes

When you suck a girls or guys toes than leave them, and never talk to them again.

¨Last night I had to Toesmcgoes after her toes tasted like milk.¨

Toesmcgoes by CodyToez March 5, 2019

Toedie 

Someone who is all around rude and disrespectful with long yellow toenails.

Toedie is fucking foul.

Toedie by Toedieunite March 25, 2019

toes in dema 

the greatest piece of literature to ever exist. written by a genius, toes in dema is known as one of the best fanfics to exist in the world of twenty one pilots.

this story features toe eater tyler joseph and drummer josh dun, along with a mysterious main character that represents the entire skeleton clique.

author of toes in dema: tylerstoes on wattpad

person 1: omg did you read that new crack fanfic toes in dema??

person 2: yup!! it’s one of the best fanfics i’ve ever read!!! 100/100!!

toes in dema by tylerstoes April 1, 2019

toefingersalad 

Young Jofuss Dean dips his willy in Katie’s homemade salad and then feeds the remains to Dave’s victims

Victims to Dave: “What’s for tea”
Dave: “a freshly made toefingersalad”

toefingersalad by Naz Naz May 1, 2019

Toechanka 

Tachanka with a toe fetish

Guy: Yes! We got Tachanka
Same guy when he finds out that it’s a Toechanka: Ah shit, Here we go again

Toechanka by BrickWall74 July 21, 2019