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Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.
My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.
by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018
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Couple Beef

When two people in a relationship have a back and forth fight with one another.
Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018
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Freezer Beef

Knocked up, no college degree, and single (typically a woman)
Don't look right now, but I think that freezer beef across the bar is checking you out.
by Slatorch July 4, 2025
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money and beef

making p and having beef
money and beef on gg i bet u get dipped by me
by yng bucage December 2, 2017
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Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
by Daequan III March 4, 2016
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Cheap beef

The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.
Caitlin: What do you even see in that loser?
Sarah: Just wait a couple of years, he’s cheap beef.
by ripplewaters January 20, 2023
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