Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn April 18, 2018

Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry

"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"

by spootootoo August 17, 2017

Furious snake pirate

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side

I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous

by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017

Solid Snake

Noun:
1. The greatest character ever to exist. The man who makes the impossible possible. The main protagonist of the METAL GEAR franchise (the best franchise).

Verb:
2. To execute an action flawlessly beyond human ability.

3. To infiltrate like a boss, a Big Boss

1."Solid Snake makes my snake absolutlely solid."

2. "You're gonna have to pull a Solid Snake to finish this boss fight."

3. "I'm gonna have to Solid Snake my way into Harvard."

by WarHasChangedShadowMoses October 15, 2017

sand snake

A sex act wherein a penis is dipped in sand and then fellatio is performed on it.

Man, Ellaria gave wicked sand snake last night. I can still feel the burn.

My teeth feel all gritty like I just ate spinach because I gave my boyfriend a sandsnake.

by sandsnakes October 17, 2017

Grass snake

A term used for a small penis, usually on a white male.

Jemma: So Sarah, did you give Chad that blowjob?
Sarah: Nah, he had too much of a grass snake

by ClappedClam October 28, 2017