Critical shot

A situation when you are boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 25, 2020

Shot of penicillin

A nasty girl/guy that you more than likely give you a STD.

Would you ever date her no she's a shot of penicillin.

by Dr. Beckham August 8, 2020

Dick shot

When someone unintentionally/intentionally puts the phone/camera at their dick to roll people in to get views.

“Ew!That guy on insta just did a dick shot for his photo just to get views,disgusting!”

by KEKEEKEKEKE August 27, 2020

Tok Shot

A shot taken to give one the Liquid Courage and to get the creative juices flowing and acting skills to make a tik tok.

“Ugh I kinda want to make a tik tok, but I don’t know what to do and I can’t dance, I’m gonna take a tok shot.”

5 Minutes Later

“Ohhh yeah let’s do this, this , and this, and I’m already feeling the dace moved.”

by Kdldkfk September 11, 2020

Knut Shot

A knockout nut shot in which a man’s soul leaves his body resulting in momentarily paralysis

Did you see that Bellator fight where Raymond Daniels hit Peter Stanonik with TWO of the hardest knut shots in MMA history?!?

by Subtek September 13, 2020

sargent schultz shot

In golf, when one hits a really bad shot, the golfer makes another shot, while his/her partners look away, muttingering to themselves, "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I feel nothing," from Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. It is like a mulligan, but it doesn't count as one.

I'm taking a Sargent Schultz shot here. We say, "OK."

by profpaulv September 23, 2020

john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.

"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"

by squidlust69 September 25, 2020