Robert

Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it

Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!

by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 17, 2021

Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.

Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.

by Dudebloke March 19, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!

Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*

by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021

Robert

A guy with such a big cock, he will destroy the whole universe if he jacks off

Oh my god, he is a Robert, im amazed.

by Palomita222 March 24, 2021

Robert Giguere

14 inch penis at least huge ginormous watermelon balls in love Texas volcanoes

Dude Robert Giguere is so hot

by WeirdRobert March 31, 2021

RobertBrowning

When you crop dust someones home and then help them look for the source of the stench even though it is your own ass that stinks

Oh God something smells so bad...I smell something bad. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's over here...fart while looking and get caught cause it smells the same.

You have been RobertBrowning'd

by SauskiSmash April 5, 2021

Robert lazo

Is not ugly has a amazing personality and if u say hes ugly theres something wrong with ur head and mind <3 So shut up 😋❤ and your not ugly robbie hehe

" Im ugly" No Robert lazo your not ugly :)

by Uhhhhh kla April 8, 2021