Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

by myleslikesman April 4, 2022

If you're gonna kill people

No go fuck yourself atheist if you don't give me the credit I'm murdering those fucking kids. That would be convenient for you if steal my fucking shit, make enough money off MY BACK that I could leave the workforce immediately. Fuck you. OUT OF THE WORKFORCE NOW OR DEATH!

Hym "Don't 'well If you're gonna kill people' me you piece of shit. I'm ot letting you take it and not murdering your kids Matt. You don't get to take it from me. I could be FREE TODAY AND IF I DON'T GET TO BE FREE AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR KIDS DOESN'T GET TO LIVE. If you were concerned with me killing people you wouldn't be doing what you're doing. I want out of the workforce. I've made enough money to do it. I don't want unity with you fucks. I WANT TO BE OUT OF THE WORKFORCE. And if have contributed enough to make that happen EVEN IF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NOT. I fucking hate you pieces of shit. There is no communing with you. Give it up. You don't get a second chance. Do I have to kill people because I'm just not taking no for on this one. I don't care how FUCKING DESPERATELY you want to teach 'misogynistic men' a lesson about taking no for an answer. THEY ARE STILL GETTING RAPED. It isn't working. ME OUT OF THE WORKFORCE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. Get that through your fucking head."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Go through people quick

You tend to go for people fancy them quick not hold back and catch feelings immediately then move on and do the same with the next man

Wow you go through people quick fam

Go through people quick

by Rahraa April 1, 2022

Syakeel hit people and always getting angry at friends and never make friends at religious education too.

Syakeel hit people and always getting angry at friends and never make friends at religious education too.

Syakeel hit people and always getting angry at friends and never make friends at religious education too.

by nanashom March 11, 2025

People who’s opinions don’t matter

libby; gay people

people who’s opinions don’t matter is libby

by very real person December 21, 2022

People

People have been.. everywhere
Everyday.. people litter and destroy our environment..
People are DEVILs..

Every STEP they take.. every BREATH..
PEOPLE ARE KILLING US..

Bird: what's up with people these days
Turtle: people are DEVILs and I have a lot of fun of me for the past few days ago and I have a lot of fun with the necklace also the shoes r for the best book for school and she was staring at me so hard to type of the lost cities in the car so I can see that it was a bad grade

by Cats.are.go January 14, 2022

Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 25, 2023