With a raging boner and a full bladder, the king had no choice but to do a handstand for his bone geyser
by purple head July 18, 2015
When the corona virus pandemic ends and you’re out having sex with a random woman you picked up, you drop a massive load in her mouth and make her swallow only to tell her that you recently recovered from Covid-19. She then remembers that viruses remain in a mans semen long after it has left the rest of his systems. She ultimately gets the corona virus and is out of commission for a few weeks.
by Frostychunkmothafunka March 16, 2020
The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.
Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.
Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.
O shit, I got it from you then!
Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.
O shit, I got it from you then!
by niggabitchsluthoe86 May 22, 2014
Varies on level of hornyness -
1. (Not horny) - A gentle kiss down the spine of your partner’s nose.
2. (Horned up) - A tactic used when eating your girlfriend out where your nose is pressed on her clit whilst using a side to side motion.
1. (Not horny) - A gentle kiss down the spine of your partner’s nose.
2. (Horned up) - A tactic used when eating your girlfriend out where your nose is pressed on her clit whilst using a side to side motion.
“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Kissed her gingerly right down the front of her nose!”
OR
“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Made her cum while his nose disappeared into her clit!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Kissed her gingerly right down the front of her nose!”
OR
“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Made her cum while his nose disappeared into her clit!”
by jnh October 07, 2024
Shut the fuck up you bone yoddler!
by Line guy June 05, 2019
Someone who is so old and brittle that they are practically a bag of bones. Another word for "living under a rock"
by DormaIsBetterThanYou January 06, 2025