Piss n Shit

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean

Bro I gotta go piss n shit, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up

by xcraft37 December 2, 2019

shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting

I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting

by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012

the ouma piss fic

me

i am the ouma piss fic

by the ouma piss fic March 4, 2021

cat piss

Dirty regs laced with special K (ketamine)to pass off the shitty bud for insane bud

Dealer: yo nigga wut u need, i got cat piss.
Consumer: nah nigga i dont fuck wit that shit, dem buds aint natural dawg

by R GriZZLe January 11, 2008

bovine tit-piss

Milk. The piss of the cow's tit.

I intend on relaxing with a slice of fruit cake and a tall glass of bovine tit-piss

by Clownboy October 23, 2007

piss in yo' trunk

Something that B-rad G. from "Malibu's Most Wanted" will do if he doesn't get shotgun.

Shotgun means I get to ride up front!
You betta hope I don't piss in yo' trunk!

by EmoticonSmileyFace January 29, 2007

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.

Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008