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Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).
“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top
by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023
mugGet the Ego Topmug.

Top g

Valid, top gangster, top goat, top God. You're protected by a bigger brother basically, accepted into their home unharmed. (not untouched 🏃 ♀️)
by Jimbob Nach0s August 17, 2022
mugGet the Top gmug.

lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024
mugGet the lazy topmug.

choc-top

when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo
fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit
by p3rs0nality November 12, 2019
mugGet the choc-topmug.

Top Op

Your top opponent in any capacity (a foe, an enemy, or something you're just annoyed at - like work).
Ugh I can't believe my top op is gonna be at the party tonight. She's so snakey.
by smileyreilly123 May 2, 2025
mugGet the Top Opmug.

Top mush of Doncaster

by The top mush April 8, 2019
mugGet the Top mush of Doncastermug.

Top

The one who sleeps on the top bunk of the bunk bed
“He sleeps on the top bunk
by Notahumanbeing May 7, 2020
mugGet the Topmug.

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