grant mustain

This type of grant is the funniest grant you'll ever meet. He's goofy, funny, smart, attractive, and all in all wonderful. He drives a cool car, and has lots of cool friends. Typically you will find grant mustain with ginger colored hair. Don't let this fool you, he may occasionally act like a blonde. He has a talent of making other humans laugh. His natural habitat is in his isolated bedroom in front of the shining green PC that he refers to as "friend". Do not mistake his computer friend as a best friend, for we all know every grant mustain has a ginger human best friend. To sum it up, a grant mustain is a pretty cool dude.

"He's been acting like a grant mustain all week!"
"I always enjoy being around a grant mustain."
"Did you hear that she went to prom with a grant mustain?"

by thatsilkgoosy11 May 30, 2018

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018

massachusetts mustache

When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.

"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".

by Sweeturkraut November 11, 2018

Love mustard

Semen, cum, sperm, vaginal secretion.

That hooker last night swallowed all of my love mustard.

by LoveRottie November 30, 2018

mrs mustache

a very fat old lady that is bossy and has a thick mustache

GET TO WORK!!!

Me:ok mrs mustache

by mcvlis;oicj;lzvpJC ;bixv[ouvso April 25, 2019

ahmad mustafa

short,but very sexy. Egyptian and is dating sara. makes all the girls cum with his sexy leg hair although he wants to shave it. he even makes all the karams cum.

hes so hot
must be ahmad mustafa

by notsaran October 23, 2019

Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019