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Happy Hug

I'm so embarassed. My crush gave me a hug, and it accidentally became a happy hug.
I tried my best to hide it.
by BoxerJoe August 28, 2017
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Happiness

A tornado swept through the town.
All the buildings were destroyed, and any human still alive was buried under rubble or evacuated.
And under all the rubble and destruction, there was a gardener.
The gardener had just enough space to kneel, and had dust and dirt all over their face.
They were kneeling over something small and delicate.
A firefighter pulled the rubble away, and saw the trapped gardener.
They pulled the gardener out of the rubble, and saw what they were kneeling over.
A small, white flower.
And the firefighter looked at the gardener in confusion, but they replied simply.
"This flower is my Happiness."
by JayGhost February 25, 2024
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Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile
I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.
by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015
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Happy Trail

The path of hair leading from a dudes belly button to his dick.
Richard! Put your shirt back on! No one wants to see your nasty happy trail, you Dick!
by chkn nuget dino October 21, 2018
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happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.
Happy santa always makes my anus so full.
by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021
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Happy Ending

A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.

The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis
Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?

Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025
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