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Ghost pooper

Someone who has to poop in a public restroom, but they are embarrassed so they sit silently in their stall until you leave.
Every time I use the bathroom at work there's a ghost pooper in the handicap stall.
by FreshCiggy September 14, 2022
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Ghost Rider

When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.
My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.
by mangegroup March 1, 2019
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bittu ghost

Bittu ghost
Love, caring, loveable, husband material
I wish i could be bittu ghost 's wife
I wish bittu could gratefull with his life
I wish bittu was happy with his life
I wish i could meet bittu in 2 years
No other bittu in this world could change the purest hearth that bittu ghost has
by Amy pamy November 22, 2021
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ghost crap

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.
Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.
by broception_15 May 12, 2019
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ghost dildo

when you sit down and there is a sudden breeze and vibration in your ass
guy1:ohhhh
guy2:what is it?
guy1:i just got a ghost dildo
guy2:no way!
by normal brownies November 4, 2022
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ghost phase

a completely natural, albeit uncomfortable, phase of courtship where a girl who had initially shown interest in a guy during the early talking stages, confusingly and often quite suddenly ghosts him. During this phase, which can last anywhere from a week to a couple of months, there is no communication by the girl to the guy in order for her to determine his level of interest. Very frequently she will ignore any attempts at communication, so much so that should the pair pass by each other, for instance in the dining hall of a college campus, she will offer an apathetic head nod or cold formal “hello”, and leave the guy scratching his head wondering where the hell he went wrong. The guy has 3 options from this point: 1) if he is very interested in her, he may continue pursuing her through this phase, and wait until the phase is over and she resumes normal communication, 2) he can attempt to turn the tables against her and ghost her (thus running the risk of the courtship fizzling out), or 3) he can decide to end his pursuit and move onto the next girl, thus simultaneously ending the courtship and ghost phase. If he has chosen option 1 and continues his pursuit through the ghost phase, he must realize that when the ghost phase eventually terminates, he has played directly into her hands, and she will highly likely utilize his interest to her advantage throughout the later stages of the courtship, throughout the dating phase, and, in due course, during the couples’ marriage!
Mike: sighs
Adam: What's wrong Mike?
Mike: I don't know... it's nothing really... it's just that Claire used to show interest in me but I think I may have blew my chances with her because she has suddenly started ignoring me.
Adam: What happened?
Mike: Earlier this morning, we passed by each other and she just gave me this weird glance and barely acknowledged my existence. I'm confused because she seemed interested up until this point. I'm trying to trace my steps to see where I went wrong.
Adam: chuckles There's no need for that. Trust me I've been in your situation before.
Mike: What do you mean by that?
Adam: puts hand on Mike's shoulder It seems you have entered the ghost phase my friend, godspeed.
by theblackpirate July 4, 2023
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Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
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