random fishing

fishing without no reason at all

non-random fisher: why the heck are you random fishing? you never catch anything

random fisher:BECAUSE I CAN NOOB, ITS RANDOM FISHING.


me:wewt

by dntdodrugs or ehh.. twapmaker? October 6, 2008

gone fishing

sometimes shortened to simply 'fishing'
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).

"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."

by LetGreatBritainTrampletheQueen June 28, 2022

Ass fishing

The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"

Woah fam, that was one dope ass fishing session.

by Assfisher69 February 24, 2019

fish gape

The new duck face; where you shape your mouth like a fish.

"Hey let's take a selfie!"
*fish gape*

by h0ha November 30, 2015

silly fish

Somebody being silly.

"You're such a silly fish."

by Sillyfish April 19, 2015

snizzle-fish

term for an electric eel

yo dawg, check out that snizzle-fish!

by butt country January 15, 2010

Fish Weasel

1. The greatest insult ever.
2. A really strict mom who searches through your friends phone so you can't talk to then like they're your home slice pal buddy chum pal.

1. WELL YOU'RE A FISH WEASEL
2. Ey yo is fish weasel gonna check follow us?

by (￣^￣)ゞ July 20, 2016