Don't Look At My Newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs May 5, 2024

You don't matter

NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!

Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

Don't want to do this video

1 The first sentence uttered in a (fake) apology video, with the deep sigh and the message "I'm sorry you feel that way" and "Look at the ad I added in this video".

2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.

1 ... * sigh * Guys... I didn't want to do this video...

2 Person 1: Let's do this video!

Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.

Person 1: But it will...

Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!

by GanonPianeti December 2, 2021

If first you don't succeed, try, try again

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.

Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."

by Private Schools February 10, 2024

see ya don't care much

(Noun ) : meaning , Hoping you're leaving for good. Really done with you.

My family is all set with the people that are not in 100 percent... so see ya don't care much.

by Amiyj February 10, 2024

Don't run from sword

A phrase used when the gyal cant run from the thor hammer

(you can take a guess what we mean by hammer hehe)

When a gyal is talking big on the internet for you to rest it on her but when she is in person she is scared to even pull down them draws.

(DON'T RUN FROM SWORD)

by MattyBRaps28 February 10, 2024