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Dirty Phillips 

When a person wipes their arse and their finger goes through the toilet paper
Omg he's just done a dirty Phillips
Dirty Phillips by Jrp January 22, 2015

Dirty Kleenex 

A Dirty Kleenex is a complicated professional sex move. In order to successfully complete a Dirty Kleenex, one must dangle a woman's head, torso, and arms out a 2nd story or higher window, while having vaginal or anal sex with her. Traditionally, it must be an office building, but looser definitions allow any building with at least two levels. Upon climax, the man must ejaculate into the woman (thus making her "dirty"), and then toss her out the window, as one would toss a dirty kleenex into the trash.
"God, I'm so sad Lindsay died."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."
Dirty Kleenex by microjimmy March 27, 2015

Dirty backing 

Is a bad mistake. When you make the intoxicated decision to bare back a dirty girl. the only thing that can make this worse is if you leave her with a creampie
I creampied that dirty girl last
-you dirty backing son of a bitch

You dirty backin son of bitch
Dirty backing by JsmooveSon69 April 25, 2015

dirty shaffer 

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face
I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

dirty herb numb bum 

When a chick refuses anal wet her asshole with your finger, take a bit of coke and blow it directly onto her anus. Wait a few seconds and proceed to fuck her ass she will never know you were there
Bitch wouldn't give up her ass the tease so I gave her the dirty herb numb bum and then gave her busfare and showed her the door

dirty winnipeg 

When someone shits on the base of your balls.
My girlfriend gave me a great dirty Winnipeg after the hockey game .
dirty winnipeg by Niagra balls December 7, 2015