Retard Dance

When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.

shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance

by toetapper August 14, 2021

tongue dance

The art of moving your tongue continuously across the vagina in a dancing fashion.

Instead of tango lessons, we decided to take up tongue dance lessons

by Stinch trench April 22, 2014

Just Dance AJ

The most powerful creature in Just Dance history. There is absolutely no way you are beating him in Just Dance.

You will never beat Just Dance AJ!

by bootyslayer_236 March 9, 2021

Monkey Dance

An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.

Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.

Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.

The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.

by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024

The Tiddy Dance

When a male with the last name of Tidwell pulls his pants down and continues to whip his pelvis back and forth making his wang flop up and down in the air.

Tiddy did "THE TIDDY DANCE" in front of his friends last night!!!

by britt and matt April 3, 2008

dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.

Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!

by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017

Pocket Dance

When a male wearing pants, flexes his hard meat popsicle with such force you can see it moving from the outside.

"The guy on the subway asked if I wanted to stay and watch his pocket dance"

by Mr Nasty says July 6, 2023