I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.
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Dude: I was at a party and passed out drunk... When I woke up I found a chocolate bar that smelled like shit. I think I got too drunk and someday turned me into a Slovakian Chocolate Maker.
by Willy Caca formerly Wonka August 30, 2012
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Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.
by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006
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by Bemo January 17, 2019
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2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.
1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.
by Amberley February 12, 2006
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