Flippin a Bitch

Making a u-turn very fast

Dude your going the wrong way flip a bitch

by Gerry Varguson December 5, 2003

son of a bitch

Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise

2. Amazement

3. Anger

4. Disappointment

5. Disgust

6. Revenge

7. Gratitude

8. Etc.

1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!"
Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..."
You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!"

2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...)
Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?"
Jason; "Holy shit..."
Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..."

3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins)
Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!"
You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!"

4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed)
Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!"
You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack"

5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog)
Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!"
Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!"
You; "...filthy son of a bitch!"

6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening)
Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?"
You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?"

7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday)
Tom; "here, hope you like it"
You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch"

8. Or for any other situation.

by Sollord December 30, 2006

giving the ghost a blow job

When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.

"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"

by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006

Bitch and a bonus

Something that is good and bad at the same time.

Ted: Dude did you get any with that chick from the bar last night?
Phil: Yeah man, but she didn't look as hot up close.
Ted: Ohh, that's a bitch and a bonus.

by Trent the pro June 17, 2010

Crazy Son of a Bitch

Related to asshole and son of a bitch, a crazy son of a bitch is someone who you may admire but do not want to be like. They may do awesome things but it could be at the expense of their health, wallet and relationships. Likely to streak a party, attempt parkour, approach the unapproachable, pull off dangerous flight tactics and other arrangements of impractical services to attain fun, avoid, divert, gain attention or kill the enemy without the influence of narcotics and at other times with.

Trawler: Did you see the Hammer last night? He was out of control!

Turbo: Yeah that crazy son of a bitch, streaking the live band then jumping the 8 foot high fence in one leap to escape security was a highlight.

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield January 27, 2010

aint that a bitch

According to Chris Rock, this is what you would say if you were an organ donor, died, were brought back to life, and no longer had any eyes.

Chris: "Momma, where my eyes at?"
Mom: "Well, honey, you died so we gave them to a kid in Rwanda"
Chris: "Aint that a bitch."

by Flight23 August 8, 2006

make a ball

To poop, crap, or shit.

That old man in WalMart tried to make a ball in his pants. He was in the electronic section.

by ChodeFace September 24, 2005