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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

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Tom

the guy with the biggest balls on earth, he will make you cum in 4 nanoseconds
"ahhh i came" said the girl
Tom did that
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Tom Roseveare

A Tom Roseveare is a person who truly loves their own noodle.
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coach tom

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball
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Tom G

Somehow pulls a lot of bitches but is really retarded.
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Tom

A boy with a cat called Vladamir. He is cat killer
Tom has a cat
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Tom Hanks

To make sweet and passionate love with someone
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