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John Kerry

somebody who hasnt a clue of whats going on around him...obviously the only people who look on this site are democrats...they have no clue. But at least they can decide where they stand on issues, unlike yours truely, John Kerry. And how many of you democrats have gotten a splinter and wanted a purple heart for it?
owww...a splinter, but that bullet almost hit me...waaaa!!!
by Boekenoogen August 18, 2006
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taco johns

The type of shit you take after eating Mexican food.
Andrew: Hey, want to go get some Taco Bell?

Kelton: Not tonight, I don't want to get the taco johns.
by Khutar October 8, 2008
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maximillian john

a hot sexy piece of ass
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!
Maximillian John loves meghann forver.
Maximillian John is lizzis and mines "daddy".
Maximillian John is so cute.
by krissy September 29, 2003
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John the Baptist

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.
Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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John Wayne

The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does
Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
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The John Cena

When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.

(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)

I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.
I gave her the John Cena Signature STFU!
by Johnny Blaze -v- January 20, 2016
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John McDonald

by huntersucks February 19, 2018
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