dad

Maybe if he would come back I would have a longer definition.

Dad has been stuck in the line at Kroger for 7 years on Monday

by LivingTheBlackLife May 25, 2016

dad

something you dont have

my dad went to go get the milk

by Mitsuri Kanroji the REAL one November 27, 2022

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Dad

The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.

Please come home, dad.

by YouPillock! January 14, 2021

DADS

Day after drinking shits

“Yeah I didn’t even throw up after 15 white lawd but I had mega DADS”

by Soccerboy333333 November 15, 2020

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

keep dad about it

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.

If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???

by QuacksO September 16, 2019