Scuttery Brains

Just pure dung skee wa

"aw he's pure scuttery brains"

by Sean D Kelly March 13, 2025

cameron's small brain

Cameron's small brain is very small-minded and always focused on the stupid details he has no brains and can be very annoying most of the time

Cameron's small brain is choking on his own spit

by CAMERON'S small brain October 3, 2019

Broke Brain Virus

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.

All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.

by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025

did your brain evaporate

another way of saying someone is stupid.

kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.

kenny: my bad i’m slow.

did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.

by Rlendnsnsk April 7, 2020

jane brain

Getting your jane brain on is a euphamism for getting high, most often by using marijuana.

This week’s been so stressful, I gotta get my jane brain on this weekend.

by SpellingChamp01 April 11, 2023

Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

’tain yer brain

Do something intellectually fun. (Short for “entertain your brain.”)

You need to ’tain yer brain, bro.

by SawHat66 February 28, 2023