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PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
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Post-Sesh Intensification

the ramp-up in highness following a cannabis-based smoke session, usually rising by 1 or 2 extra points after the initial peak is reached
After smoking with my friends, I went home to watch TV. It was after sitting for a couple minutes that I got PSI (Post-Sesh Intensification) and went from a 6 to an 8 almost immediately.
by rawloes June 20, 2011
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Post up

The homosexual act of one man having anal intercourse with another while leaning against a post.
Damn! Did you see Tonio and that man with the boots? I just saw them post up at the piggly wiggly.
by Tonio row July 26, 2021
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Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta
Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms
by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023
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😱: 《¤》Post 《¤》post《¤》Post《¤》
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
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Post Consensual

When the sex wasn't initially consensual but afterwards it was Post Consensual
My girlfriend woke me up while playing with me when I was asleep but it was Post Consensual
by Sexy Clint May 18, 2025
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Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.
Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.
by beedub75 October 27, 2021
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