Tops

Maximum.

Friend 1: How long do you think these bananas will be good for? They feel a little mushy.

Friend 2: Ten days, tops.

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022

top fever

When you have a need and urge to top more than usual or all the time during sex or sexual activities.

Girlfriend: Want me to top?
Boyfriend:No, I have top fever I need to top.

by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023

top rear

a butt chin

did you know the teacher has a top rear

by ExpierdMilk March 21, 2022

bbot on top

a term people use to express the superiority of the cheat "bbot"

often said by a cult of people with cat profile pictures

sit nn dog bbot on top

by sergeantjustin March 25, 2021

fukkit top

an instrument used for smoking marijuana,
the head of the pipe, bong, water fall.

pass me the fukkit top

by marc henderson October 8, 2008

Top

Someone who is on the top during sexual intercourse, or louis tomlinson

"do you think louis tomlinson bottoms?"
"nah, he definitely tops"

by directioner#31237468 December 29, 2020

Taking the top left

The act of becoming the person on the top left of your facebook 'Who's Online' display, hence the person you speak to most on the social network site.

'Me and Miranda have been talking on fb for weeks, I think she's taking the top left!'

by Reggae Mother October 1, 2011