Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

choc-top

when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo

fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit

by p3rs0nality November 12, 2019

Top g

Valid, top gangster, top goat, top God. You're protected by a bigger brother basically, accepted into their home unharmed. (not untouched 🏃 ♀️)

"Your top g"
"Really man?"

by Jimbob Nach0s August 17, 2022

Top mush of Doncaster

Jack

Jack is the top mush of Doncaster

by The top mush April 8, 2019

Top Op

Your top opponent in any capacity (a foe, an enemy, or something you're just annoyed at - like work).

Ugh I can't believe my top op is gonna be at the party tonight. She's so snakey.

by smileyreilly123 May 2, 2025

pasting from the top

a phrase applied to persons new to hot-or-not who paste links from the address bar rather than below the pic.

No wonder the chicks he's sending are beat, he's pasting from the top.

by Daveo November 22, 2003

Top G

Emory Tate made this as he was the original top g in every aspect before his kids that are both top g's Andrew and Tristan tate

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BUGATTI

OMFG did you see emory tate absolutely destroy that man In chess he must be a Top G

by TOP V January 26, 2023