sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

Sploop

Sloop is a name chosen only by beings equal with god. Only such divinity would appreciate the deeper meaning this singular strand of scribbles entails. The history, the references, the lore, all coalesce into but a word spoken exclusively by those worthy.

"Imagine being a mortal unable to say the word Sploop"
"Lmao, I wanna Sploop all over their asses rn."
"Hey look, it seems that bitch is abt to say it. Get ready to decimate his ass the moment it comes out his mouth"
An average conversation by 2 gods

by Axalcyst September 13, 2023

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

Sloppy toppy

When you give a wet,sloppy,drenching,dripping,soaking,moist,sissy,wimpy,blowjob and make them cum all in your mouth,leading it to your stomach and lungs drowning you in cum and while draining their balls from semen and leaving their dick drained, dry and soft.

Jim:My Girlfriend gave me a Sloppy Toppy.
Steve:Same!
Jim:Did yours die to?
Steve: Nah shes in the ER Though.

by Xx_.Ilikemen69._xX September 18, 2023

Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

by Beeparisu September 20, 2023

Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

Sloppy Joe

The act of drunkenly vomiting on a partner's genitals during felatio.

Josie was so drunk she ended up giving me a sloppy joe last night.

by Sloppyjosie September 22, 2023