jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025

An expression to describe how sluttiness can be passed down through the generations, synonyms include: cock slap, syphillus, std concoction, and most prevelent: jox strap
60 year old pedophile: you can tell your daughter, it runs in the family.
30 year old blonde: What do you mean??
60 year old pedophile: I molested her Like I did when you were ten too!
30 year old blonde: What do you mean??
60 year old pedophile: I molested her Like I did when you were ten too!
by LORD_COCKMEISTER March 27, 2024

Person 1: Hey what do you guys want, my brothers getting us a run.
Person 2: Hey get us Twisted, Mikes, and Bud
Person 2: Hey get us Twisted, Mikes, and Bud
by southsidekid November 27, 2018

by Laceyapron November 26, 2020

A turkey run is a very long run in a team until the whole team pukes. It is done before or after Christmas dinner
by Stephenlaw December 19, 2016
