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Potatoes

Something of which you really need a few good ones.
Potatoes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
by IGetAGoodIdeaOnceAYear December 26, 2020
mugGet the Potatoesmug.

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.
Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.
by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016
mugGet the neck potatomug.

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.
"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."
by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022
mugGet the electrocuted potatomug.

potato

comes from the phrase baked potato, baked meaning high, so when people bt statuses and personal messages saying 'potato' they mean high.
'You potato?'
'yeaaaaah'
by pot-ay-to November 11, 2012
mugGet the potatomug.

Potato

The most amazing ever thing that you can possibly ever see with your bare stoopid eyes.
OMG, ITS A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pOTaTOEsarECOoooL July 21, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
mugGet the Potato wagonmug.

potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
by threeperiods August 10, 2023
mugGet the potato bastardmug.

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