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Limp-wristed potato peeler 

The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.
Anthea stop doing that, you look like a limp-wristed potato peeler.

Potentially pallitable potato 

When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.
"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"

Split The Potato 

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex
"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

my little potato

the best person in the world <3
bestaysssss

Loaded Baked Potato 

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.
Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy
Loaded Baked Potato by RustyFruit November 30, 2022