U-Turn

When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.

Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.

by WhiteClawWizard February 27, 2020

no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil May 10, 2018

No u

No u is word that u use when you are really mad and you dont know what to say

Annie:Bro ur so stupid
Me:No u

by Lmaojajajaja January 9, 2021

No u

A deflection; basically the modern version of "I know you are, but what am I?"

If you ain’t got an uno reverse card on you.. this right here.. will leave ur opponent SPEECHLESS.

Opponent: this is why no one will ever like you. You’re literally such a dumbass istg
Me: No u
Opponent: ...
Me: no u

by ayana yktv 🤪 December 30, 2019

U

Apparently a replacement for "you" online.

Direct Quote: "U coming to my house?"

Ayo where u at?

by DozerSpelling September 7, 2022

no u

The ultimate comeback back, that is normally used when there is no other comebacks to be made. By using the comeback "no u", you instantly win the fight/argument, unless the opponent pulls out a reverse card, if this happens you just run, you run away as fast as you can.

Opponent: ur mum gayyy
You: no u
Opponent:*dies*

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018

ima hit u up

Ima text u or call u. Or ft u

Hey ima hit u up

Bye ima hit u up tho
I’ll hit u up

by Haley barbor June 29, 2022