Beef Nap

The nap one takes after consuming beef. Typically occurs after eating fajitas or beef of similar consistency.

Those fajitas were great. I'm ready for a beef Nap.

by Dipfartson December 17, 2022

beef orchid

a: A pussy that has been pounded so hard it resembles ground beef.

b: Large flappy vaginal lips.

See also Meat Curtains.

I went to a bachelor party and the stripper had the most tender beef orchid I've ever seen!

by leminiwinks June 5, 2014

Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.

Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Cheap beef

The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.

Caitlin: What do you even see in that loser?
Sarah: Just wait a couple of years, he’s cheap beef.

by ripplewaters January 20, 2023

Beef

To start a physical or verbal fight with another person.

You get beef from cows.

You look like you want some beef!

Tonight let's eat beef for dinner!!

by Nekooooo November 3, 2016

primal ground beef sledge

When you gape an asshole and as shit starts to come out you fuck her in the ass.

The bed was covered in what looked like ground beef after I fucked her ass while she shit. Classic primal ground beef sledge.

by Wallacé December 4, 2016

Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017