mud monkey

the smallest version of a poop gingerly pinched off between the ass cheeks

DAMNIT! You don't pinch off a mud monkey in the urinal.

by All the other names are taken November 1, 2010

monkey tail

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat

I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning

by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

monkey puncher

Someone stupid enough to click banner ads, i.e. the ad encouraging you to punch the monkey to win.

His PC is all clogged up with spyware because he keeps clicking on banner ads. What a monkey puncher!

by RealityCheque April 25, 2008

Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.

"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

curry monkey

A derogatory term used to describe the guy who works at Comfort Inn.

That Ma Tool Shed is a curry monkey.

by Don A Johnson April 29, 2008

Sex Monkey

Someone who is fun to have sex with, usually slightly kinky

Rosie Pope, AKA Sex monkey

by Thedevilsbitch August 14, 2011

dust monkey

A man or woman of arab, or middle eastern descent.

Those motherfuckers that just opened that 7-11 are fucking dust monkeys.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003