May 9th

National Kiss Chanel Day

I get to kiss Chanel on May 9th

by Lelli137 May 3, 2021

May 4th

May 4th Is Omni-Man appreciation Day,

"Oh hey did you hear its may 4th today?"

"Yeah its Omni-Man Appreciation Day"

by FuckieDuckieWucky May 4, 2021

mai-lee

my name is mai-lee

amazing

literally the most amazing person ever

get you a mai-lee <3

“i’m feeling really pretty right now!”
“what’s ur name?”
“hannah..?
“ur not pretty lol, my name is literally mai-lee b quiet 😂👎”
“ohh ok”

by ilovemitski01 May 4, 2021

may 25

a boy that is handsome and nice

"my favourite month is may 25"

by ZAF1RAH May 5, 2021

May 5

Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born

May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday

by .....Crisi..... May 5, 2021

May

This joke is in the "Ligma" or "Joe" or "Candice" kind of jokes.

- What month is it right now?
- May. Why are you asking?
*inhales confidently*
- MAY THESE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
- ... Not these jokes again. Just duck off bro.

by mitreanu May 5, 2021

May 10

MAY 10 everyone has to be very quite and act shy and when your teacher says ok class what's 1×1 act all shy and say uwu I dont know🥺

Teacher ok class its may 10 did you bring your homework in??

Class uwu silly baka

by May10 May 5, 2021