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Sock

It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.

It can be whatever color you like.

You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.

I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????

Just google it or whatever...

You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it

Tell me the truth
Person 1: what are you wearing on your foots?
Person 2: socks
by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021
mugGet the Sockmug.

Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
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nino's socks

romantically mismatched
-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible

-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.

-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
by bean69! December 26, 2023
mugGet the nino's socksmug.

Buddy Socks

also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.
Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.
by expo nation March 4, 2024
mugGet the Buddy Socksmug.

Sock juice

Something that smells, tastes, and feels like shit
Guy 1:Bro ur cooking is sock juice
Guy 2:Wtf are u talking about
by nigerianmonkey69 May 17, 2025
mugGet the Sock juicemug.

Slut socks

Slut socks - also known as hooters socks worn by

Women who work at hooters restaurants....

Slouch socks that were popular in the 1980s - 1990s and come in all sorts of colors .... especially neon to basic plain white.

The hooters uniform is typically an white cropped tank top,

Orange shorts with a white trim , loose baggy socks and all white tennis shoes.

They make great gifts if you interested look up the website

For Luxury Divas Fashion they sell them !

They kinda look like leg warms and can be worn scrunched down or pulled all the way up ... they also go by the name scrunchie socks
Debbie , Brittney ,Kayla & Jenna all wear slut socks in the fall & winter To both keep warm & draw attention themselves
by Blu_leef July 20, 2025
mugGet the Slut socksmug.

fucking with socks on

You're gay

Fucking with socks on on means that if your having gay sex but you don't want it to be gay
John: "I had sex with Gary last night"
Adam: "That's gay"
Gary: "no its not we were fucking with socks on"
by johns gay boyfriend gary October 13, 2021
mugGet the fucking with socks onmug.

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