Hard Swipe

v. While using tinder and you find an exceptionally attractive match you use your suddenly massively erect penis to swipe right.

That Courtney girl was so fucking hot I had to Hard Swipe her.

by HardSwiper November 1, 2017

Something thats long and hard

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I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Inni84 July 22, 2023

hard rocky

getting pucnched simultaneously in the tits and cootie

erika got in a fight with someone. she said to her opponent “you want a hard rocky?”

by abledick October 30, 2018

Hard

I cant do this

Its too hard it wont go down

Mmmmm my hard dick is hard to push down

by Kyv8cc7cgxbl jovy November 7, 2018

math is hard

so is life...

get over it!

Kid: Mom, math is hard!
Mother: So is life, get over it!

by man367519 May 18, 2022

Hard

Having An Erection

"Jayden Was Hard In Class"

by LilMasky April 8, 2019

Snap Hard

An unsolicited dick pic sent via snapchat

Yo Stacy Brian just sent me a snap hard

by Charlotte Brown September 15, 2020