wonky eyed shit cunt 

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

wonky eyed shit cunt by Big Worm August 12, 2008

hawk eyed 

its where you are being checked out by the opposite sex so hardcore that they must be undressing you with there eyes. also a new form of raping you with their eyes.

Dude, i totally got hawk eyed at work today!

hawk eyed by the greatest most unstopable May 7, 2010

Minnesota eyes 

A woman using anything and everything at her disposal to convince a police officer not to give her a ticket. Can be used with other authority figures as well. See sharing french fries.

She got pulled over again, but she just gave the cop some good Minnesota eyes, and he ripped up the ticket. Seems like she's given Minnesota eyes to half the force by now.

Minnesota eyes by halpert99 May 11, 2010

shank eyes 

That look when someone says something that sounds like fightwords. Like your eyes are daggers. So you gave him shank eyes.

April told me to shut up , so I gave her shank eyes. Bitch backed down.

shank eyes by Kma815 May 18, 2010

roquefort rib eye 

if a girl brings you back to her gaff and promises you everything but doesn't put out when you get back...next morning take a shit into a piece of tinfoil, put it into the grill, turn it on high, walk out of the house chortling at your own ingenuity.

Jonny: Did you get the ride off that slag last nite?
Buckins: No, she wouldn't put out
Jonny: What a bitch, she was acting like such a slut all nite.
Buckins: Ya, its ok though, left her with a roquefort rib eye.
Jonny: Genius.

roquefort rib eye by buckins May 16, 2006

panda bear eyes 

a) Eyes to which a large amount of dark eyeliner has been applied. Often seen on goth chicks.

a) When a person has prominent bags under the eyes.

I have panda bear eyes and a hangover.

panda bear eyes by null device February 19, 2007

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake 

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009