I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.
by bemused January 14, 2015
Get the colorado chocolate shakemug. I would call you a dumb blonde, but youre a brunette.
It's okay, Im a chocolate covered blonde at heart :-P
It's okay, Im a chocolate covered blonde at heart :-P
by suppxlisa October 1, 2008
Get the Chocolate covered blondemug. A ginger that's dyed their hair brown
usually still has the telltale signs of gingervitis even after dying their hair
usually still has the telltale signs of gingervitis even after dying their hair
You heard? Morgan's dyed his hair!
What colour?
*sniggers* BROWN!
Oh dear... Chocolate coated ginger
What colour?
*sniggers* BROWN!
Oh dear... Chocolate coated ginger
by Sharny June 16, 2008
Get the Chocolate coated gingermug. To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.
Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.
by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006
Get the Chocolate Grape Stompingmug. When you shit on your index and fiddle finger and then ejaculate on the same index and middle finger and then proceed to rub together these two ingredients to make the perfect Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl. The Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl is a tasty treat to enjoy by yourself or with friends. Most people prefer eating it directly off the fingers but you can also use a spoon if you choose.
by Bemo January 17, 2019
Get the Chocolate and Vanilla Swirlmug. Guy 1: Hey, I heard Kristen's gonna be at that party.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?
Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?
Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.
by as8906 March 30, 2009
Get the Chocolate Rape Cookiemug. 1.a chocolate flavored italian cookie followed by a slice of fried pork
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.
1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.
by Amberley February 12, 2006
Get the chocolate biscotti and baconmug.