douche boner machine

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.

1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine

by longboards September 19, 2009

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boner-biting-bitchface

used when refering to your date that used her teeth

Jake: So, how was your date with jackie?
Devin: it was good till i got her to suck it and she used her teeth.
Jake: That boner-biting-bitchface

by eternalflame October 19, 2008

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middle finger boner

Raising the middle finger.

Jeremy was being such a dick this afternoon that i decided to give him the ol' middle finger boner

by gaysharks January 21, 2011

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Suave in da boner is a group of words used to describe most often a male who is full of himself and overly cocky when he has little or no reason to be.

Very closely related to its brother the adjectives suave and debonair which are used to describe someone who is very smooth and well put together, rather classy if you will.

Lady: Man, that Frank is suave in da boner!
Small child: Yeah he thinks he's way cool.

by The Chink Chik July 24, 2010

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