boner-biting-bitchface

used when refering to your date that used her teeth

Jake: So, how was your date with jackie?
Devin: it was good till i got her to suck it and she used her teeth.
Jake: That boner-biting-bitchface

by eternalflame August 28, 2008

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Google-Earth Boner

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.

Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."

by TheBrokenDick January 03, 2011

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douche boner machine

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.

1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine

by longboards September 20, 2009

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Suave in da boner

Suave in da boner is a group of words used to describe most often a male who is full of himself and overly cocky when he has little or no reason to be.

Very closely related to its brother the adjectives suave and debonair which are used to describe someone who is very smooth and well put together, rather classy if you will.

Lady: Man, that Frank is suave in da boner!
Small child: Yeah he thinks he's way cool.

by The Chink Chik July 23, 2010

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