Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.

by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018

Beater bird

Lack of a iPhone

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird

by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018

Tro’s bird

Steph is tro’s girl

Tro’s bird Steph has a big heart that will always be his 👌🏻

by Whitelines84 August 17, 2018

Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".

She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.

by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Dirty bird

Slang term used to define the chicken of a popular fried chicken franchise.

Was a hard day of drinking, but capped it off with a box of dirty bird and woke up feeling like a champ.

by Tim Fielder August 25, 2018

Bird

A term used to describe girls in England normally used by cringey chavs.

That bird is fit!

by SomeCooooolGuy January 19, 2019