primal ground beef sledge

When you gape an asshole and as shit starts to come out you fuck her in the ass.

The bed was covered in what looked like ground beef after I fucked her ass while she shit. Classic primal ground beef sledge.

by Wallacé December 4, 2016

Iowa beef

Self-explanatory.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried beef from Iowa?
Guy 2: Nah, I've tried Iowa beef before, though.

by Huckleberry Joe November 29, 2017

Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

Freezer Beef

Knocked up, no college degree, and single (typically a woman)

Don't look right now, but I think that freezer beef across the bar is checking you out.

by Slatorch July 4, 2025

moist beef

a form of beef the has been moisted

hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*

you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one

by tidepod 420 May 24, 2018