Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

balls

round sacks that surround the penis, holding spurm. Also round hollow bouncy items that are used in alot of sports.

ouch! you punched me in the balls!

or
you get the ball!

by sexsexsexsex243567654 August 7, 2011

Balls Salad

When a man or woman sucks on the scrotum of a man tenderly biting at and massaging each testicle with the tongue. Periodically the entire scrotum can be slurped into the mouth and massaged gently with a vibrating wet tongue.

My boyfriend gives a better balls salad than my wife.

by RickyPacific July 11, 2006

goof ball

A term for barbituates mostly used in the early part of the 20th century.

William Burroughs did a lot of goof balls.

by Arvin Smee January 25, 2006

phantom balls

When a person who does not have testicles observes a feeling of having balls. Often found in females who observe men receiving great pain in their nether region.

Kelly had phantom balls for a few seconds, after observing Tom receive a shovel to the nutsack.

by tj9991 January 19, 2009

stretchy balls

The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.

Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there.

by Googles January 12, 2004

ball-tick

person who is unpleasant to be around because they suck you dry. they generally just like to suck.

See Donte as in Don Worden

Quick hide, here comes that ball-tick Donte, I can't stand him.

by J Marek January 11, 2004