Bag For Life

1. A bag bought in supermarkets to be kept and reused many times.

2. A womanly part (or a lady with) that is vacuous in size - thus allowing storage of everyday shopping items, eliminating the need for a single-use plastic bag.

3. A wife

Took a girl back to mine on Saturday, when it got to it and I saw her moose's hoof it was so loose and big - she had a right bag for life.

by Fat Sam111111 March 22, 2013

Pastry Bag

This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.

"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"

by Mr. Prescott May 18, 2010

Douche bag

A tool ideal for dirty pussies.

Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.

Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"

Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".

by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011

choo bag

insult meant to describe someone that is so ugly they must have a bag over their head to make them pleasing enough to let them perform oral sex

Mr A: Dude, you are such a choo bag!

Mr. B: Hey man, at least I got some.

by lcheshire September 12, 2006

Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.

dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital

by Bayjayman February 27, 2008

Milk Bagging

The act of being hit in the face with a breast.

i.e. the female equivalent of tea bagging

Dude 1: Hey man, who gave you that shiner?
Dude 2: Dude, my girlfriend got a little intense with the milk bagging last night. You can see my face-print on her tit now! It's like the breast of turin or something.

by damoroso December 20, 2010

Brown Bagging

(v) When doing someone anal style, and you proceed to drop your nut-sack into his/her asshole.

"Hey, you like brown bagging?"
"No, I don't like testicles in my butthole."

by OxMxGxTacos August 9, 2012