preppy douche bag

The preppiest of the prep-schoolers, usually male, who makes a habit of dressing like he/she is straight out of a Ralph Lauren catalogue. Not Abercrombie, not American Eagle, not Hollister, and never ever ever Aeropostale. Ralph Lauren. Usually idendtified by the double pastel Polos, one often pink, the other green or yellow, both collars popped. Also note the ribbon belt and Nantucket red pants. They do not go to public school and will always have more money than you. See also preppy.
Preppy kid: Hey, you popped your collar like me, only you have two and a ribbon belt and Nantucket red pants. You put me to shame.
Preppy Douche Bag: Thanks. Doesn't your dad work for mine?
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Super Master Douche

A person who only thinks of themselves. Tends to lie. steals from people,and blows off friends and family. Acts like they are straight but really GAY. Has an asian sized weiner.
no one will like you if you are a Super Master Douche!
by NIGHTFAG11 August 06, 2013
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New York douche

A former NYC resident, transplanted to another city who incessantly talks about how things were done in NYC. Additionally they will often wear clothing with some kind of NYC reference while making NYC-centric statements.
"In New York City, people aren't afraid to jam into elevators, unlike here..." (while wearing a t-shirt with a logo from a NYC subway line). New York douche.
by winterlight September 14, 2009
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Douche-Nozzle Backflow

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!
The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.
by Mr. Incr3dibl3 February 19, 2011
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Douche Bag Deluxe

when a persons douchebaggery exceeds the limits of all others, then they become a Douche Bag Deluxe. The Douche Bag Deluxe is at the top of the totem pole above all other kinds of douche bags.
Student 1: dude Vogler thinks hes so good at everything even though he sucks.
Student 2: I know, what a Douche Bag Deluxe
by THE GRIZZLER April 26, 2009
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automatic douche

works like a normal douche but automatic
bilza used his automatic douche for the first time,he liked
by lukeboi July 05, 2006
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Man Douche

To ejaculate or "cum" inside a woman's vagina.
I was having sex with Jennifer last night and accidentally Man Douched her.
by Wayne Thompson December 03, 2009
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