3 definitions by winterlight

A marketing construct for the tried and true concepts of NEW and HUGE combined into one easy to use and memorable term.
Check out the NEWGE levels in the latest expansion pack for World of Tarty Elves!
by winterlight July 19, 2011
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A former NYC resident, transplanted to another city who incessantly talks about how things were done in NYC. Additionally they will often wear clothing with some kind of NYC reference while making NYC-centric statements.
"In New York City, people aren't afraid to jam into elevators, unlike here..." (while wearing a t-shirt with a logo from a NYC subway line). New York douche.
by winterlight September 14, 2009
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A citizen of Corporate America who is singularly unskilled at their function which, in fact, describes most people in Corporate America. All races, intellect levels, sexual orientations & both genders may be a corpnoob.

Can be used interchangeably with 'corpboob'.

Formally, the plural of corpnoob is 'Bunch of Clowns'.

Analogous to 'buffoons' in environments outside of Corporate America.
That dude couldn't submit an expense report if he were the Submit Button itself. Corpnoob if I ever saw one.

He's having a get-together later with his friends and those Bunch of Clowns are going to the Idiot Convention.
by winterlight August 5, 2011
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