jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .

Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.

by brojob69 April 17, 2023

Schrodinger's Wave

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.

"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."

by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023

the dirty wave

When you shit in a kiddy pool and throw said pool at your step son.

He was being a nastard, so I’m gonna give him the dirty wave.

by Harveygrinder May 11, 2023

Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.

"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"

by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023

The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.

Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"

by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023

Pullin’ a Wease

The act of turning down a promotion at work.

I like what I’m doing. Instead of moving up, I’m pullin’ a Wease.

by DirrtyJessy May 25, 2023