Special is the most perfect girl she’s so loyal and she will do you right if you want something call her she’s going to be right there to help you , you need to talk to some one call special whatever you need she will be right there . I pray that special finds the right person that treats her just like special would treat anyone else , Special is just so special
Special is so perfect.
by Jade Williams June 1, 2023

by Kennys Hand March 21, 2023

When jxckluvsxims runs a hoat steamy Bobby up your arse at about 23mph and 200rpm and geez your friction burns
by BigSpanker87 September 16, 2021

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.
by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via fellatio
Dude: "Yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special."
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***
by WholesomeRoland May 21, 2013

by silentscope55211 October 10, 2019

When you and your best friend face fuck the same girlfriend at her best friend’s house. You both got action and fucked over her best friend
Andre: I got with Sacha
George: so did I
Andre: poor Ann, we did it at her house
George: 2 for 1 special
George: so did I
Andre: poor Ann, we did it at her house
George: 2 for 1 special
by thebigpenis42069 May 12, 2021
